Whether Beamer, Benz, Or Bentley I be movin I be movin making movies Tom Cruisin If its action than Im shootin pockets fat, necks studded boy my nick name should be Ruben my Columbian connect told me the Mexicans have moved it and he know just how I get it so we bout to introduce him got a girl named cigar called her that because she Cuban got a black chick that be boosting got a white girl that be boothin gotta watch her cause she use it but she f-ck me like she stupid and she always ready to give me that becky last time it was so good I almost crashed my Bentley hit the club ordered bottles see the sparks in the sky will have this whole b-tch lookin like the 4th of July but if you get to frontin and the pushing lead to shoving we just bussin and we leaving like its nothin if it aint the Gucci or the Louie than its Polo or its Rugby and this b-tch I brought with me she be baggin bi*ches for me Im fresh Im fly, Im always high got ya b-tch waving at me when I roll by Im calm Im cool everything brand new I dont handcuff you can get the whole damn crew Get in my Beamer, Benz, Or Bentley Beamer, Benz, Or Bentley beat it I bet she let me she been fiending since she met me Im the coolest sh-t especially when I throw on all my Gretzky got my sm-sm-smith and Wessie to protect me so respect me this is heavy new Bentley color vanilla and cherry Andretti-O Pirelli make a movie out the getty where my ring and my confetti Im Kobe Bryant ready pink Rose and chronic smelly while stumbling out the telly Im so fly Im so ferry and the way I flow is very ginsu or machete, way my pencil move his deadly platinum band platinum bezzie make a straight girl out of lezzie magazine mac benzie keep my windows like the prezzie press a button than Im stuntin my roof look like its duckin meter go 2 hundred something and my trunk do when its bumpin I am not the one for jumpin I will rachet out and stump him dump him, your better off dead, ya money red Im fresh Im fly, Im so damn high more than 500 horses when I roll by Im calm Im cool, everything brand new I dont hand cuff you can get your whole damn crew Leave a suggestion below if you feel inspired.Beamer, Benz, Or Bentley Beamer, Benz, Or Bentley Beamer, Benz, Or Bentley My jeans are never empty Beamer, Benz, Or Bentley Beamer, Benz, Or Bentley Beamer, Benz, Or Bentley This scheming dont affect me What’s next in the world of “Beamer, Benz, or Bentley” spinoffs? “Chili’s, Friday’s, Friendly’s,” (alternately, “Denny’s, Arby’s, Wendy’s”)? “Macy’s, Marshall’s, Penney’s”? “Wrigley’s, Trident, Dentyne”? (Haha, no.) “Cristal, Stoli, Henny”? “Guinness, Stella, Natty”? (Nope, that one’s terrible.) “Hi-C, Kool-Aid, Capri ”? (That one’s perfect, though.) And so on, endlessly, until our mind breaks. Of course, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Anyway, it’s awesome (the lyrics are, at least - the beepy drone of the original lives on throughout). Or the MP3 equivalent of buying CVS brand and making it look good. Keepin’ it real!īut then yesterday the never-ostentatious Joell Ortiz came out with the everyman version, “Nissan, Honda, Chevy,” a hilarious freestyle that name-drops Mickey D’s and the Home Depot, and it’s basically the MP3 equivalent of calling someone a blowhard. We get it, you’re rich - but you’re staying within the mold! Plus, they lift the idea from within the original song anyway (there’s a line in “Beamer, Benz, or Bentley” that goes “if it ain’t the Gucci or the Louis than it’s Polo or it’s Rugby”), so ultimately all they did was add the “Fendi.” Anyway, so, at this point we’ve just got two songs with dudes chanting their allegiances to overhyped brand names, which after a while just sound like mindless consumerist cult prayers. It’s a clever idea, but Cassidy and Jag waste it by sticking with the tired world of luxury brands. And then, a few days after that, Cassidy and Jag put out a spinoff version of “Beamer, Benz, or Bentley” called “Gucci, Louis, Fendi” - a declaration of their preferred clothing brands - which goes like this …
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